This year will see the continuation of Faris‘ successful SEO training-program that was already offered last year. For every SEO who is losing their base thanks to increasing competition, mean spamhunters in Dublin or a drop in quality in the established forums, I would like to recommend a continued education as asparagus cutter. Now that neither unemployed workers nor the Polish want to do this hard and badly paid work, this opens up the perfect market niche. So head for the metropolis that is Walbeck close to the borders to the Netherlands, whose nearly 1000 residents are looking as fondly at the raid of SEOs as the residents of Wacken are looking forward to the visitors of the festival with the same name. As long as the god of appointments has a gracious temper, I will be attending, too.